Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

mayhem-is-hand-wash-only:

highpitchedscreaming:

no-not-now-mama:

boston-strong-forever:

momoandmimi:

sweet-words-of-horror:

That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.

Let’s do the math then.

with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.

cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS

everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever

At least I still have my (most likely never to become true) dreams of dating Senpai <3

(Source: wescalou)

"A goal would be good for everyones nerves"

— german commentator (via bavariadolphin)

"YOU SHALL NOT GOAL!"

— Manuel Neuer probably (via draerys)

thoomasmuller:

Manuel Neuer throughout the whole game

thoomasmuller:

Manuel Neuer throughout the whole game

iamkingofinfinitespace:

Germany, just remember you must be:
A) swift as a coursing river
B) with all the force of a great typhoon
C) with the strength of a raging fire
D) mysterious as the dark side of the moon

this match

there-is-no-law-we-must-obey:

cliffordgmikey:

Kramer seriously looks like he has no idea where the hell he is and what day it is

sneakychino:

Boateng saves and proves once again he’s a bad motherfucker.

  • Ref: *gives 1039372618571 yellow cards to germany players and penalizes them continually*
  • Germany: *sighs*
  • Ref: argentina you're offsides
  • Argentina: what the fuck did you just say to me you little shit i am argentina nobody tells me i'm doing things wrong this is a tragedy i am going to sue your ass into next week i deserve better why are you so biased in favor of germany i demand a recount
  • Ref: ...
  • Ref: yellow card for germany
  • Neuer hitting Higuain: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
  • Neuer: Get the fuck up it wasn't that bad.
  • Higuain: Go away!
  • Neuer: That was for Kramer.